I Said the Darndest Things

So I've recently rediscovered a blog/journal that I kept during 8th grade, and suffice it to say, middle schoolers are hilariously strange. Here are some great quotes from 13-year old yours truly, with no editing for grammar or spelling.

"i told him hes seriously the most racist person i know! then i came home and made plenty o snickerdoodles"

Talking about my sister, when I was mad at her: "she was like ugh!! blah blah blah and i was like go away!!"

"Miss Congeniality--yeah the story of my life in 20 years"

"i know everyones entitled to their own opinion, even if its wrong"

"i was at [my grandma's] house during the democratic convention and she was yelling at the screen LIAR!!" Yeah nothing's changed there.

Quote from my then-6 year old brother: "hiss! u hypnotized me into hurting myself!"

"hola mama sitas!"

"and i was like whatEVER mom i cant concentrate on 1 thing for half hour how can she expect an hour?????"

"ugh so now im like grr to my mom. grrr..."

"k so neway"

At the beach: "i burned my feet the first couple days cuz the sand was soo freakin hot and then i realized that i should probably wear my flip flops down to the beach so then my feet didn't get burned nemore."

"this morning i was woken up from my sisters REALLY LOUD alarm! die! it was turned up like ALL THE WAY. DIE!!!!"

"ha ha ha! i rock!"

Back-to-school blues: "the dreaded s word is coming waaaay to fast"

"im like lady ur an idiot! its really really hard to stop laughing when you are giggly and other people are laughing! i mean seriously! she must be the most not fun person ever!"

"hoo boy! this stinks"

"WHATEVER freaking idiots"

"if i go to bed ill be really annoying when i wake up..."

In regards to Harry Potter 6: "juicy stuff."

"ha ha i pretty much tricked my dad into wanting to buy me an ipod for christmas . . . ha ha my dads so gullible"

"was listenin to my sis's new backstreet boys cd (incomplete is an AWESOME SONG!!!)"

At the end of an entry: "alright thats enough"

"umm ur not 1 to be racist since ur 1/2 arab...?" Oh my...wow...haha

"we are sooo nuts!"

"adam omg did u actualy leave that stuff in ur pants?" <--I wish I knew what this was referring to

talking about my love for Star Wars: "yeah im a dork but pretty much any1 who doesn't like them hasn't seen them or wasn't paying attention when they were watching"

"some sevie got syrup on one of the [bus] seats! What idiot would have syrup on the bus anyway??! neway, went to the art exhibit"

"monday- i dont remember"

"i noticed all the guys were showing off and trying to flirt with the girls (trying being the key word)"

"wooped bootay on r tests"

"science- 'independent study' yeah right we were talking pretty much the whole time"

Trying to teach my brother 'por favor': "or provor"

Take your child to work day: "then my dad had a meeting that i sat in on and i fell asleep for like half the meeting ha ha. and i was sitting at the conference table and everything."

"i think its funny cuz everyone knows backstreet boys songs but is too scared to admit it"

"gym- ran the mile...ugh"... yeah that hasn't changed at all

"everything is ripped open or left out or just gross or gone stale cuz we have annoying boys in r house who have too much energy and aggression."

Related a dream where our bishop shook his butt to "baby got back"

"ah my seat in science stinks! im next to [name withheld] who never talks, across from ______ whos annoying when he talks, and diagnal from ____ whos annoying when he talks which is all the time"

Another 7-year old brother quote: "frickin little chicken little..."

"MOM THIS WEEK WE HAVE TO HAVE GRILLED HOT DOGS AND CHEESEBURGERS!!!!"

"my mom was stickin her feet on my nose". Good to see you haven't changed, mom.

"weve decided that u guys should get us all ipod minis as ur wedding present to us."

"wth" for "what the heck"...before "wtf" was popular. I'M SO COOL.

"the things ya like..." questionnaire:
   - "getting your siblings in trouble- Oh yeah!"
   - "writing poetry- pssh waddya think im mrs hepperle??"
   - "playing an instrument- it should according to my mom"
   - "going to school- ha ha good one"
   - "working- ha ha that 1s just as good as the school one
      cleaning your room- that one too
      orginizing your closet- and that one"
   - "spraying whip cream in your mouth- Oooh baby that sounds good"
   - "doing homework- ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And last but not least, 2 videos I thought were hilarious:
"Pokementos"

and "Matrix Ping Pong."